love the implication that if i get rejected from heaven i get to take out every single fucker in line behind me on my descent to hell
The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self
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get in the robot, shaggy
when someone tries to talk to you at a party
I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
someone said this was vader just saying a bunch of prepared comebacks all at once and now i can’t unhear it and its killing me
The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽
Aurora Cornealis.
No wonder Father Mulcahy was so upset! 🌽
The Aurora Cornialis
Anonymous asked:
what is the child annihilating zipline
beesmygod answered:
in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.
groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them
too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice
fucked up bathroom?
this looks like a doom wad
The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad
this is un fucking believable
i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend
Someone tell the OSHAs about this.
That bathroom is missing the best part of it. He needed to make the bathtub a bit deeper, so he deepened it by…
Cutting the tops of the wooden I-beams under the floor:
That’s right, he compromised the floor EXACTLY where 300 to 500 (130 to 227kg) lbs of water and human were going to go.
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