This is totally babies — I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
therobotmonster
frownyalfred

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

welshronin

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

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dragonpuppies

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance --- but not for me”

frownyalfred

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

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qwertyu858

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trader-j0e

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prime89

I love that the only thing that keeps Alfred from killing people is the fact that he would have to clean up the blood.

thatenglishchap

Bruce's war on crime as Batman is the one thing that stands between gotham's criminals and instant death at the hands of his butler

roguemortal

"a frail and defenseless old man" like Alfred, you're MI-6, you have access codes in your head memorized as nursery rhymes and a security clearance of "this man does not exist, what are you on about?" Alfred doesn't need guns to be lethal they just let him do it at range

therobotmonster

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