Jesus…. came.
jacfelldown asked:
Here’s the whole goddamned horrible and amazing Easter thing we got in the mail all in one post. I think World Harvest Church does this just to force Jesus Christ back from the sky early to topple their tables. It must be a huge temptation for Him.
But He won’t, because He doesn’t want to get Resurrection Seed all over His face.
One last thought – I just now got the double meaning of “the ultimate giveaway.” At least I hope that’s supposed to be a(n extremely tacky) double meaning. It is distinctly possible nobody at that church realizes what Easter celebrates. Hrm. Upon further reflection, I’m not sure what possibility is worse.
jacfelldown asked:
Judas isn’t absolute irredeemable unsympathic evil in it.
shoulda paid heed to that crucifixion cutie-mark on his rump
The Picture Bible claims Judas went to the Pharisees with an offer to betray Jesus on “late Tuesday.” So, uh, Happy Judas Day (observed), I guess.
You can tell the Picture Bible has gotten into the New Testament because the Jewish folks are suddenly cartoonishly conniving.
Nah, we just evolved into Jewmander.
JESUS HAS BEEN CRUCIFIED
IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
the-grease-painted-lady asked:
I think my dad had Godspell on vinyl record. At least, I remember seeing the album art; I don’t think he ever played it. DCtalk would, of course, go on to cover “Day by Day” in their album “Jesus Freak,” which I owned.
A Jesus Christ Superstar record would have been set on fire, probably. If you can set vinyl records on fire.
I assume Joyce’s parents might have similar feelings, as they are about the same age…. though DCtalk is probably too old for her.
vastlysuperiorspiderman asked:
Mary goes to church every Sunday and Bible study every week, so if she’s not religious, I think she’s doing a life-long troll on herself.
smoothieeeeeeee asked:
The Bible tells us we are the Bride of Christ, so I think you were being fairly on-message.
Here’s the whole goddamned horrible and amazing Easter thing we got in the mail all in one post. I think World Harvest Church does this just to force Jesus Christ back from the sky early to topple their tables. It must be a huge temptation for Him.
But He won’t, because He doesn’t want to get Resurrection Seed all over His face.
One last thought — I just now got the double meaning of “the ultimate giveaway.” At least I hope that’s supposed to be a(n extremely tacky) double meaning. It is distinctly possible nobody at that church realizes what Easter celebrates. Hrm. Upon further reflection, I’m not sure what possibility is worse.
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