the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
Early 70’s behind the scenes of Sesame Street with the Muppets.
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I hate to be one of those oversensitive tumblr people, but you need to tag your snuff(leupagus) pics of dead muppets.
That Ernie just dangling there is going to give me night terrors.
Jesus. I’d forgotten this. If that one with The Count was in black and white I’d think it was a war documentary.
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Piggy Got Back is… well… I’m not sure how to describe it. I enjoy watching people’s faces as they watch it.
Does this count as… smuppets?
Meat Party, feat. Miss Piggy
I’m having a meat party
Haven’t I seen you here before?
A meat party
I’m the last one on the dance floor
Meat party
A party just for one
Meat party
This is so much fun
Having a meat party
I’m such great company
A meat party
I’ll save the last dance for me
What happens at the meat party stays at the meat party
Pages 231-232
Doc reaches the top of the clock tower and looks down to Marty, who has finally found the end of the wire. And given how difficult this task was for poor Marty, I kinda imagine his waving to be less “hey look I found it” and more the kind of hands up in the air waving that Kermit The Frog might do if he just won the lottery:
Looking down, he saw Marty, five stories below, waving the paddle plug which he had just located.
Doc throws down the rope, Marty ties the cable to it, and Doc pulls it up. So far, so good. Marty still wants to warn Doc about The Terrorists (and yes he is still referring to them them as The Terrorists; it’s amazing) so he tries again:
Marty cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted as loudly as he could. ”I gotta tell you about the future, Doc! Please listen to me!”
The words were lost amid a new rush of wind which nearly tore the rope from Doc’s grasp.
“The future!” Marty yelled. ”On the night I travel back in time, the terrorists show up and get you -“
“Terror-what?”
“Terrorists! They—”
Bong! Bong!!
That’s the clock tower! It’s tolling ten o’clock, and Marty is so pissed that Doc can’t hear him anymore that he expresses his anger at reality exactly how Miss Piggy would:
Kicking angrily at the ground, Marty waited, knowing he hadn’t a prayer of being heard.
Hahah Book Marty, the more you act like Muppet Marty the more I like you!! Keep kicking that ground!
Anyway in the movie Doc yells “Go! Look at the time, you’ve got less than four minutes!” and Marty takes off in the car. In the book, Doc just “gestures wildly towards the DeLorean, then at his watch” and then finally yells “Run, boy, run!!” Then Marty drives off and instead of Doc cheering “Yaaaay!” and kissing his hands like he does in the movie (which always struck me as an adorable and sincere response) Doc stands around and talks to himself because everyone in this story talks to themselves because whoever wrote the screenplay thought that’s the only way to show what a character was thinking:
“Good,” he whispered. ”Now all I have to do is make sure he’s not barreling down the street for nothing.”
Doc creeps along the clock tower edge and has some time to talk some more to himself:
“I’ll be alive in 1985,” he said, realizing even as he said it that he was whistling past the graveyard. ”I’ll be alive in ‘85 - so I’m safe now.”
The words came out but he knew they were fallacious. His being alive in 1985 was predicated on his not climbing clock towers in 1955.
“Well,” he gasped. ”Let’s just get it done.”
And I can see why they didn’t include that in the movie: it’s a line that raises a lot of questions about time travel that you don’t really want to be distracted by right now. Plus, it phrases them in a “I’m gonna survive” way, when a more dramatic way to present them is in a “if I fall and die it’ll be a paradox and the timeline gets destroyed” way instead, so it’s not even an optimally-phrased distraction!
IDIOM KORNER: “whistling past the graveyard” is an expression that means “trying to stay cheerful in difficult circumstances”. I have heard this expression used by my parents and grandparents and not once by a radical teen, but that may just be the kind of teen company I keep, so I am HOLDING BACK on the old man itis tag… THIS TIME.
Make-up at Rodarte Fall 2014
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Who humanized Janice from the Muppets?
ive got some serious fucking opinions about the fucking muppets you asshat butthole
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foultaleglitter asked:
Should I collect the Palisades Muppets line? Is that how I should use my disposable income? I'm either htinking of just getting the core cast + clifford, or the full Dr. Teeth set.
I don’t have any of those toys, but my roommate at the time got all of them. He seemed pretty satisfied with them. I was waiting for them to make Sesame Street, but then the whole company imploded the moment they did so.
i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets
mrs piggy for the virgin mary. jesus is the only human in the entire movie. gonzo as john the baptist. beaker as lazurus. thers so much to work with here
animal was at the passion of the christ
i know we have the eagle guy as pontius pilate but how do we feel about the two old guys
the penitent and impenitent thieves
statler and woldorf “sinner? i barely know ‘er!” while nailed on a cross tell me you dont want to see that. tell me.
After some reflection, I feel very strongly that the only human in the Muppets Passion of the Christ should be Pontius Pilate.
Jesus is Kermit.
Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people
The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.
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