Ey ey ey eyyyy, this is coming up in December! Dragon’s Lair’s 6th annual Webcomic Rampage!!
Austin Texas, Dec. 6 & 7, 2014
Panels, signings, more!
Free admission
Guests: Danielle Corsetto, Joel Watson, Randy Milholland, E.K. Weaver, David Willis, Alex Woolfson, Dusty Jack, David Malki!, Spike Trotman, Dax Tran-Caffee, Noelle Stevenson, David McGuire, and Melanie Gillman
Oh, look. I’m gonna be in Austin in December and you can meet me.
(and a bunch of other, less important webcartoonists)
HELLO IT IS I, DAVID WILLIS, OF DUMBING OF AGE AND SHORTPACKED!
b just wear the seatbelt
Mmmmmmm
I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on.
Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds.
They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt.
I like not flying out the window, though ;w;
Seriously. You know what can cause a lot of harm?
Flying out the god damn window.
Slaming your face into the wheel or dashboard.
For fucks sake, wear your seatbelt.
Whoever hates themselves this much over not knowing how to adjust a seat belt lmao please get out the car
this is why you should wear a seatbelt
Immortalismortem’s friends obviously don’t know how to properly wear a seatbelt. Or drive.
Know someone who slipped off black ice and tumbled down the Adirondacks. She’s alive. Guess why people?
Seeeeatbeeeeellllt
One of my close friends definitely left a noggin shaped hole in his windshield because of his lack of seatbeltry
I can’t count the number of fatal accidents that could have been prevented easily by wearing a seatbelt that my parents and sister have run.
Also the seatbelt doesn’t just keep you in place. The belt itself is actually a shock absorber for your organs. Your car may have slammed to a halt but your and especially your organs are still travelling at whatever speed your car was at before the accident. The belt stops them from slamming around and rupturing that’s why it’s a sort of stretchy but firm material.
I got into a car accident a few years ago and I wasn’t wearing my seatbelt, wound up with a cerebral contusion (thankfully not a concussion) that left me unable to remember most of the month of March 2013, and a fucked up jaw. Worse would have happened but my friend grabbed me and held me before I could get hurt worse. I was the only one who got hurt because I was the only one not wearing my seatbelt, but I haven’t gone without a seatbelt ever since.
Wear your goddamn seatbelt, it takes 5 seconds to buckle up and adjust it until it’s comfortable.
I had to place a story in the local paper about a local family who lost their children in a horrific wreck. The woman’s suv went off the road and rolled down the embankment.
Three children in the back died after flying out because they were not wearing seatbelts. A seven year old was listed as in critical condition. The survivors who wore their seatbelts were the one year old strapped in a car seat, the oldest teen girl, the woman, and the eight year old.
I had to place the obituaries for the three children the very next day.
So wear your fucking seatbelt.
Alright, basic fucking physics EVERY ACTION FORCE HAS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL REACTION FORCE YOU DON’T STOP MOVING WHEN THE CAR SUDDENLY BREAKS, YOU KEEP GOING BECAUSE INERTIA’S A BITCH AND YOUR MOMENTUM HASN’T BEEN STOPPED BY A DIRECT ACTION FORCE. WEAR THE FUCKING SEAT BELT, ADJUST THE FUCKING SEAT BELT, GET A PROPER BOOSTER SEAT FOR YOUR SMOL CHILD JUST DO IT.
My friend would be alive today if he’d worn his seatbelt.
That’s it. That’s the whole story.
Don’t sit there acting like discomfort is worse than death, or that not wearing seatbelts is the cool new SJW thing with your “it’s really hard for fat/skinny/big breasted people!” bullshit. My fat big breasted ass is always in a seatbelt, and a seatbelt would have saved my skeletal little friend.
My stepfather is alive today because he wore his seat belt.
I’m alive today because I wore mine (completely separate occasion).
Nobody rides in my car without wearing a seat belt. You don’t like it, find someone else to drive you.
To bring up the point of the cutting off the boobs: you know what con be done about that? RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY THAT’S WHAT. There are medical procedures to put a boob back on. THERE ARE NO MEDICAL PROCEDURES TO BEING SOMEONE BACK TO LIFE ONCE THEY ARE DEAD.
Get your head out of your fucking ass and wear your goddamned seat belt. They aren’t meant to prevent harm. They’re meant to save your fucking life.
Also there are adjusters and pads and extenders you can put on them to make'em more comfy! It’s not worth your life!
I’m still boggling at this person who is claiming/citing all the times seatbelts caused their friends to have non-fatal injuries instead of being dead.
Also kind of side-eying this idea that they’ve had 12 friends/acquaintances who have suffered these horrific injuries due to seat belts. Maybe their friends shouldn’t be riding in this person’s car?
waywardvagabond-deactivated2013 asked:
I really feel like Mens Rights Activism is a lost opportunity. It really should have just been feminism repackaged under a new name with “man” in the title so that jerky dudes would care about equal rights.
hierophant2-deactivated20160503 asked:
I guess Rosalarian’s inbox was so full some of it started spilling into mine, huh?
Well, hierophant2, you have three posts on your Tumblr, so it looks like you’re new here. So… First, you’re yelling at me for something I didn’t write. I “reblogged” someone else’s post. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I totally agree with what I reblogged – which is generally how reblogging works unless you’re being a weirdo – but I still feel like your anger’s a little misdirected. When you’re angry at a message, I recommend interacting with the person who actually crafted the message. But, you know, more nicely.
Secondly, yeah, I agree. Feminism is what you say it is. At least, ideally, it should be. But ideals are ideals and people are imperfect, and so we don’t always express these ideals perfectly. Sometimes we go about things the wrong way, like going after women for what they like to wear, or calling some random guy on the Internet an idiot when he actually agrees with you.
Thirdly, Arby’s roast beef sandwiches are delicious.
Troy…why are you doing our politically conservative high school’s shamefully outdated fight rap?
Feminism is having a wardrobe malfunction.
Does your brand of feminism remove barriers for women, or simply move them around? Does is expand options for women, or does it just shift them? You don’t liberate women by forcing them to choose option B instead of option A. What is comfortable for you might not be comfortable for someone else, and it’s entirely possible that what you see as oppressive, other women find comfortable or even downright liberating.
Before you think the girl in the middle is a strawman, let me tell you I used to be her, back in my misguided youth. I considered myself the standard to which other people should adhere. But that was stupid. It’s not up to me to tell people how to dress, and it’s much nicer to let everyone choose for themselves.
Some women would feel naked without a veil. Some women would find it restrictive. Some women would feel restricted by a bra. Some women would feel naked without one. Some women would feel restricted by a tight corset. Others love them. Some wear lots of clothes with a corset. Some only wear the corset and nothing else. What makes any article of clothing oppressive is someone forcing you to wear it. And it’s just as oppressive to force someone not to wear something that they want to wear.
la-gren asked:
He’s still using “strawman” wrong, isn’t he?
is sonic boom even real
look i’m just trying to figure out if that pink stuff is hair, or if she’s also a hedgehog so those are quills, and if they are quills, then why does she only have them on her head, why doesn’t she have them anywhere else on her body
is she a shaved-up-to-her-neck hedgehog
can you shave a hedgehog’s quills
god my google search history is so fucked
BOOM! </jon stewart>
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