alexanderkrizak asked:
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He’s thankful for spines.
Eh, maybe. Depends on if I don’t have…. other… thanksgiving… plans….
Oh, sure, but when *I* say exactly this about cousin Gilly’s failed Thanksgiving dinner prayers to God to cure her chronic illness, I’m the *bad guy.*
Thanksgiving Kitty and the Case of the Phantom Turkey Box
montypla asked:
Yeah, Miss Sakaki accepts all. We had a bunch of strangers in our house for Thanksgiving, and she just sat at the dinner table in an empty chair, hanging out with everyone. You know the cat vs dog chart that gets passed around on Tumblr where 90% of the cat is marked as “NO FOR PETTING” areas? Not this damn cat. You even can rub her damn paws if you want. She don’t care. She doesn’t even hate the vacuum cleaner. It’s kind of ridiculous.
She does get a little cranky if Maggie doesn’t pick her up and carry her around the apartment for fifteen minutes every morning when she gets up. That’s about as far as her boundaries go.
But, yeah, Miss Sakaki does have an ornery-looking face. Like Grumpy Cat, she has facial structure that lies about her actual feelings.
ballershots asked:
Yeah, something’s gumming up the works. I did a server reboot so it’s going quicker, but still sluggish.
It’s Thanksgiving weekend, meaning I won’t be home, so any drastic things Frumph and I gotta do to fix things’ll have to wait until after then.
Oh, sure, but when *I* say exactly this about cousin Gilly’s failed Thanksgiving dinner prayers to God to cure her chronic illness, I’m the *bad guy.*
Fun apocrypha: when I sang Elijah in college, I was told that “he is on a journey” was at the time slang for “he’s busy taking a shit.”
workin’ on thanksgiving why not
turboshitnerd asked:
I knew about it. But I wasn’t going to pester Frumph about it on Thanksgiving.
YOU KNOW THE TRUTH NO MORE EXCUSES AMERICA
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