If anyone ever says “I’m HOT for Donkey Kong” to you, you should probably back away from them slowly (in case they throw a barrel at you).
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Developed by Capcom in 1992 for Nintendo Entertainment System
Look out, Baloo! Don Karnage is gonna throw the Mattel logo at you!
The latest Mario Run update gave us the first opportunity ever to play as Princess Daisy in a Mario platformer. A bit simplified, maybe, and not in the mainline series, but a platformer nonetheless… as opposed to board games and sports.
Kind of a big deal if you ask me!
A lot of people are confused about how squash-and-stretch works in animation. It’s very simple! They are just exaggerated frames in-between the “alpha frames” that makes very subtle enhancements to the animation, thus creating the beautiful flowing movement in the animated gif we see above. This technique was perfected by Glenjamin Keen Disney
1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.
is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit
“He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”
What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?
Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????
E3 Nintendo Highlights
This has been a happy day
Nintendo killed it! Absolutely KILLED IT!!!
1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.
is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit
“He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”
What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?
Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????
I know people and have watched people play Super Mario Bros. 2 who, even as adults, are still legitimately freaked out by Phanto.
How about the fact that the Mushroom World’s SUN, the VERY STAR that the planet revolves around, is personally angry with Mario and will swoop down out of the heavens to murder him.
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I am mostly a Mario sort of guy, which necessitates being a Nintendo sort of guy. Fuck that Zelda elf dude! And Metroid? Whatevs. I just want my hopping plumber.
Though I do keep an Xbox around for the occasional Batman, Transformers, or Rock Band game.


