This is totally babies — i always thought of a king sized bed as being a...

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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

unpretty

lots of folks saying “oh you should see the california king” but

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in a california king we would actually be four inches closer

itswalky

maybe they’re putting their california kings sideways

if you're shorter than six feet tall it still works