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Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 2,588: Grand Moff Tarkin (The Retro Collection)
http://figureoftheday.blogspot.com/2019/05/star-wars-figure-of-day-day-2588-grand.html
Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 2,506: BT-1 (Beetee, The Vintage Collection) http://figureoftheday.blogspot.com/2018/08/star-wars-figure-of-day-day-2506-bt-7.html
In addition to the wooden Ultra Car and Danny, my mom also brought me this baggie of Star Wars “legos.”
Yes, I know what they really are.
I really can’t
your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards
choose your preferred form of government:
a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy
b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks
c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug
there are no other choices, sorry
“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”
“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”
“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:
Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer
zeromayhem
siphersaysstuff
Who is your dad, now?
I WILL reblog this video every damn time I see it because this kids is A GENIUS
