“Hello, Star Wars? Yes, it is me, Adult Man. When will these posters be available as bedsheets? Thank you for your time.”
In The Phantom Menace game adaption, Shmi Skywalker is voiced by Carolyn Seymour. In game, Qui-Gon Jinn, controlled by the player, can kill Shmi during the level Encounter in the Desert with no reason. However, as this strongly contradicts with the existing storyline, it is non-canon.
Can we stay like this… forever?
just when you think it can’t get any better suddenly it does
strejdaking asked:
Here’s Princess Leia and Han Solo. Princess Leia has her hair-buns, and Han Solo plagiarizes his own lines such as “if you get space sick, you walk home.”
The cast is split up and are stranded on various single-biome planets: water and junk, respectively.
Luke Skywalker watches his older respected father figure/mentor die while fighting his nemesis, and later as Luke Skywalker blows up the Death Star, he hears Obi-Wan speak to him from beyond the grave.
And in the early promo material they straight-up just fuckin’ say “it’s Star Wars”: https://youtu.be/1c3sY1EKkTA?t=16m53s
Every time little Ben Solo puts his hands somewhere he shouldn’t, Luke trolls him with a “that’s how I lost my hand” story.
“Ben, get your hand out of that cookie jar, that’s the one that ate my hand.”
“Ben, don’t pick your nose, I lost my hand doing that.”
and they get more and more ridiculous, like
“Ben, don’t play in the laundry pile.” *looks off into the distance* “I made that mistake once…”
Ben doesn’t know what actually happened to Uncle Luke’s hand until he’s like eight.
Ben: “Mom, what really happened to Uncle Luke’s hand?”
Leia: “He still won’t tell you? Darth Vader cut it off.”
Narrator: “And in that moment, Ben felt a sudden affinity and connection to Darth Vader that no one could break.”
allow me to introduce you folks to tfw2005.com
Notice how apologies are only offered after he realizes he has offended another man. Offending Mairghread or any other ladies on the forum doesn’t come into his equation at all.
Very classy, tfw2005.
For shame
What was he supposed to do? He made a comment on the internet that, at the time he thought was funny, and would be taken as a joke by other people, as soon as op, told him he was offended, he realised his mistake and apologised…. Dont bash people for making a mistake, and then apologising when they realise their mistake… everyone has to somehow
At no time was the comment funny. That he didn’t realize that it wasn’t funny and that it was actually fucking awful is the first worst thing. The second worst thing is “apologizing” for his “joke” to the writer’s husband while assuming his joke would have been funny so long as it wasn’t him he was speaking to – that it is the husband’s presence (or even the writer’s, if we’re being charitable) that makes it inappropriate.
It is inappropriate with or without the two human beings involved. If you don’t know why, well, you’re only sixteen. Your brain isn’t finished yet.
i like captain solo where he is
allow me to introduce you folks to tfw2005.com
Notice how apologies are only offered after he realizes he has offended another man. Offending Mairghread or any other ladies on the forum doesn’t come into his equation at all.
Very classy, tfw2005.
For shame
What was he supposed to do? He made a comment on the internet that, at the time he thought was funny, and would be taken as a joke by other people, as soon as op, told him he was offended, he realised his mistake and apologised…. Dont bash people for making a mistake, and then apologising when they realise their mistake… everyone has to somehow
He apologized not for what he said, but because SHE WAS OP’S WIFE.
That is NOT the correct reason for apologizing. What, saying shit like that about women is totally hunky-dory UNLESS YOU SAY IT TO THEIR HUSBANDS?
He needs to be bashed for that, because he has not yet realized his mistake. He does not see the mistake as “Saying something offensive that reduces a woman to a sexual object.” He sees it as “Saying something about a woman’s sexuality in front of her husband.”
There, you said it better than I. I am too clouded by fury.
triciabunny asked:
I imagine him trying to dress like Han Solo but failing.
zeromayhem
siphersaysstuff
Who is your dad, now?
I WILL reblog this video every damn time I see it because this kids is A GENIUS
