If Vader dad-joked his way through the Star Wars series
yotomoe asked:
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If you mean pop culture they like, then here:
Ethan – Transformers, Batman (of course)
Amber – Ninja Turtles, MLP pre-Bronies
Jacob – Marvel stuff
Mike – Darth Vader, pre-petulant teenager retcons
Robin – Probably Batman and Transformers, which she picked up from Ethan
Ken – Star Wars, all of it
Leslie – sci fi, most of it
Ninja Rick – guess
In addition to the wooden Ultra Car and Danny, my mom also brought me this baggie of Star Wars “legos.”
Yes, I know what they really are.
I knew George Lucas had some issues writing dialogue, and yes the thing about early drafts is that they are bound to be pretty terrible, but Jesus I had no idea it’d be this bad??
Can you imagine Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher trying to read this with a straight face? God bless editors
(From How Star Wars Conquered The Universe by Chris Taylor)
Mark, Harrison, and Carrie have said in interviews that they improvised most of their lines, because GL’s scripted dialogue was so bad
oh dear god
note to self: never feel bad about anything you write. never ever ever.
there is a mutant
it has betty
i chose to believe that “i have been swept into another sphere” is metaphor for “i’m gay”
I knew George Lucas had some issues writing dialogue, and yes the thing about early drafts is that they are bound to be pretty terrible, but Jesus I had no idea it’d be this bad??
Can you imagine Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher trying to read this with a straight face? God bless editors
(From How Star Wars Conquered The Universe by Chris Taylor)
Mark, Harrison, and Carrie have said in interviews that they improvised most of their lines, because GL’s scripted dialogue was so bad
oh dear god
note to self: never feel bad about anything you write. never ever ever.
there is a mutant
it has betty
I’M FLIPPING THROUGH THIS BOOK OF OLD STAR WARS TRADING CARDS AND.
MARK HAMILL LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT LUKE IS GEORGE LUCAS’ SELF INSERT. ITS CANON.
“my character was really george”
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, “REY IS A MARY SUE” NECKBEARDS?
I’m always amazed when people don’t realise that a character called Luke S. is a self insert by Lucas.
Oh crap. Dude has three sisters.
I knew George Lucas had some issues writing dialogue, and yes the thing about early drafts is that they are bound to be pretty terrible, but Jesus I had no idea it’d be this bad??
Can you imagine Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher trying to read this with a straight face? God bless editors
(From How Star Wars Conquered The Universe by Chris Taylor)
Mark, Harrison, and Carrie have said in interviews that they improvised most of their lines, because GL’s scripted dialogue was so bad
oh dear god
note to self: never feel bad about anything you write. never ever ever.
there is a mutant
it has betty
i chose to believe that “i have been swept into another sphere” is metaphor for “i’m gay”
strejdaking asked:

Here’s Princess Leia and Han Solo. Princess Leia has her hair-buns, and Han Solo plagiarizes his own lines such as “if you get space sick, you walk home.”
The cast is split up and are stranded on various single-biome planets: water and junk, respectively.

Luke Skywalker watches his older respected father figure/mentor die while fighting his nemesis, and later as Luke Skywalker blows up the Death Star, he hears Obi-Wan speak to him from beyond the grave.
And in the early promo material they straight-up just fuckin’ say “it’s Star Wars”: https://youtu.be/1c3sY1EKkTA?t=16m53s
Joyce in 24 years
dcjosh
I commissioned the great Grimlockimus [ChromeTyranno on twitter] to paint me up the Pre-Earth BW Grimlock we caught a glimpse of in issue 6 of Beast Wars and its SO GOOD AHHH <3