I think it betrays the spirit of this cruise ship storyline thus far for Derek to claim he’s more interested in seeing one thing over another, implying singing is LESS awesome than DANCING, instead of insisting that all things on this cruise ship are equally 100% amazing and perfect and precisely what he wants and needs.
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#mary worth
Today’s Mary Worth is Joe Giella’s last Mary Worth strip. He’s been drawing the strip since 1991.
best last panel of one’s career ever
So thanks to @dumbingofage I am COMPLETELY ENTHRALLED by this current Mary Worth(!) storyline where some dude abuses prescription painkillers. The drug abuse isn’t the funny part- this is a Real Problem that doesn’t get the attention it deserves, and I think authors’ hearts are in the right place. But the hackneyed writing and INCREDIBLE art make this one of the funniest comics I’ve read in ages. A @joshreads style breakdown of my favorite panels follows. I’ll go in roughly chronological order.
The greatest line committed to newsprint.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE also his girlfriend looks like she’s in her 50s
LISTEN ALL Y’ALL IT’S SABOTAGE
In times of mental and emotional duress, antidepressants can be a life-saving therapeutic…oh. Oh those aren’t antidepressants are they.
EATER OF SOULS (AND ALSO VICODIN)
That’s how I hold my hands when I type too. I’m doing it right now.
“Next stop” is traditionally a segue to some sort of travel metaphor, but such banality is beneath the writer of MARY WORTH. And what is he drinking? MIII_||’<?
Obama’s original slogan was much more controversial.
AHHHHH!
This is a flashback of a young Mary Worth, where we learn that young Mary Worth looked like a cleanshaven Aldo Kelrast.
A PERSON RIDING A BICYCLE
now you’re just showing off, new mary worth sunday artist
it seems that in mary worth, unlike the disney adaptation, esmeralda dies in the end
Mary Worth v The Incredibly Unreliable Narrator
I was so excited about a Mary Worth story involving stranding a lady in a Haitian bathroom that I ALMOST MISSED THAT THIS WEEK’S QUOTE IS FROM MR. T
So Mary Worth can plug Whole Foods unobfuscated, but she’s shopping there for the “big holiday meal.” WAR ON CHRISTMAS
zeromayhem
siphersaysstuff
Who is your dad, now?
I WILL reblog this video every damn time I see it because this kids is A GENIUS
