hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.
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saintlawless asked:
Do you know on average how many visits to your DoA and Shortpacked! You get per day?
Dumbing of Age is about 50K while Shortpacked! is about 25K.
HOPE MENTIONING THAT DOESN’T GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH THE BOSS
Hey, guess whose Kickstarter passed $50k? And guess who promised a redrawn version of the 8-year-old sexy arts that we got at $45k when we hit $50k? Also, who possesses two thumbs?
Bob Kelso! Er, I mean, me!
So here’s Walkyverse Ruth and Billie (not Dumbiverse) a few seconds later after the $45k art. You can thank Maggie for the hand-under-the-shirt-over-the-boob. That wasn’t there until she got a glimpse at my pencils and said, hey, duder, you are not pushing this far enough, we need some underboob here
She’s a pretty great wife.
The next stretch goal is at $52k, just $2000 away, and will give backers only a look at a Dumbing of Age strip that will run 7 weeks from now. You’ve got a day and a half to do that.
you may now get out your kleenex
Maggie is the most delightful wife
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER
I LICKED HER SHE’S MINE
When the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter hits $50k, everyone who pledged for physical, mailable goods gets a Joyce character magnet thrown in for free! And we’ve just got about $700 left to go…
$50k! Joyce magnets are happening!
Hey, guess whose Kickstarter passed $50k? And guess who promised a redrawn version of the 8-year-old sexy arts that we got at $45k when we hit $50k? Also, who possesses two thumbs?
Bob Kelso! Er, I mean, me!
So here’s Walkyverse Ruth and Billie (not Dumbiverse) a few seconds later after the $45k art. You can thank Maggie for the hand-under-the-shirt-over-the-boob. That wasn’t there until she got a glimpse at my pencils and said, hey, duder, you are not pushing this far enough, we need some underboob here
She’s a pretty great wife.
The next stretch goal is at $52k, just $2000 away, and will give backers only a look at a Dumbing of Age strip that will run 7 weeks from now. You’ve got a day and a half to do that.
you may now get out your kleenex
I completely forgot about the second-base-getting shown above when I saw the Bob Kelso joke
good man
The Girl Scouts are not only good role models for young girls, but for all of us, deciding the dignity of trans girls is more important than money. That should be rewarded, I think.
THEY DID IT IN ONE DAY. SUCK IT, TRANSMISOGYNISTS.
They’ve nearly doubled the goal in one day. DOUBLED. This is the best thing, the very best thing.
This makes me SO happy.
fuck yeah
The Girl Scouts are not only good role models for young girls, but for all of us, deciding the dignity of trans girls is more important than money. That should be rewarded, I think.
The Dumbing of Age Book 10 Kickstarter hit $50K this Sunday evening, meaning the next character magnet tier is unlocked: HOSTAGE SARAH! She clocks in at about 2"x4.5", and you can pledge for her individually, choose to get her and others in the PICK THREE and PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, or go all-in for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!
NEXT UP: At $55K, it’s a magnet of Galasso’s daughter, Conquest! Or simply Connie, if one doesn’t want to broadcast one’s divine right to rule.
Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter has funded!
I’ve moved up the first character magnet pledge level unlock to $25k! I wanted an earlier indication of how these things will perform. So here’s Dina! Her magnet will be 3.5″ tall, same as Amazi-Girl.
The Dina character magnet pledge level is unlocked! Go get one if you want! Also, Dina’s availability has opened up a few Amazi-Girl slots as folks have switched their pledge over, so if you want an Amazi-Girl, now’s your time to jump!
There’s also a new COMPLETE MAGNET POWER pledge level at $100 that gets you one of each magnet that’s unlocked by this campaign. At the moment it’s just the two, but as more magnets are unlocked, the value of this pledge increases!
Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter has funded!
I’ve moved up the first character magnet pledge level unlock to $25k! I wanted an earlier indication of how these things will perform. So here’s Dina! Her magnet will be 3.5″ tall, same as Amazi-Girl.
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