heinousactszx asked:

Did you ever dip your communion wafers in grape juice? Our church never did wine.

Generally, how it went down was, they pass the plate of crackers around, you eat the cracker.  Then, later, after another short prayer, the plates of juice began being passed around.  You don’t really keep the cracker long enough to dunk it into the very very very tiny cup of grapejuice you’d receive later.  Like, I’m sure taking a cracker and holding onto it without eating it essentially immediately would get God coming down to yell at you.  Or at least a deacon.

And, frankly, that cracker’d dissolve lickity split in any liquid.  You’d just ruin the juice.  

The best part of Communion is, of course, trying to spy the cup with the most amount of juice in it within a half-second glance at the tray.  The difference can’t be more than a milliliter, since, again, tiny cups, but gaddangit it’s juice.  Juice is great.