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ohhhhh, no no no no no no. my favorite part of this whole clusterfuck is when AIG submitted their...
itswalky

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mcbitchtits

ohhhhh, no no no no no no. my favorite part of this whole clusterfuck is when AIG submitted their concept art of the ark to actual designers. the inside of the ark was just wall to wall animal cages literally stacked on top of eachother. and the zoo folks were all like “nnnnnnnnno…  you can’t… do that.”

itswalky

“Noah didn’t have to have bathrooms!  All he had were thousands of live animals in an enclosed space for a year!”

siphersaysstuff

…where would a planet’s worth of floodwater drain TO, exactly?

itswalky

actual real YEC answer:

before the flood, it was easier to cover up the world with water because the world’s topography was flatter

but the flood itself involved upheaving the continents in violent ways, pulling water from both the skies AND under the ground itself

and so when the dust settled, water doesn’t cover continents anymore

the continents that the flood created

as pangaea unformed overnight, you see

africa, north america, antarctica… these were all zooming around on the planet’s surface at hundreds of miles an hour, homing in on their current location

anyway, any young earth creationist answer just uncovers more stupid

Source: itswalky