This is totally babies — monkeysky: itswalky: itswalky: fox says to...

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monkeysky
monkeysky:
“ itswalky:
“ itswalky:
“ fox says to himself, “well, SOMEBODY’s gotta strike the Black Widow pose” ”
You know, they never show the contingent of Ark-bound insects for some reason. Like, never just a swarm of various varieties of bees.
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itswalky

fox says to himself, “well, SOMEBODY’s gotta strike the Black Widow pose”…

itswalky

You know, they never show the contingent of Ark-bound insects for some reason.  Like, never just a swarm of various varieties of bees.  

i bet the real ark experience was like this:

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ha ha, just kidding, everyone on the ark was a white european

monkeysky

The ark only had two of each species of insect but they still took up all the room.

itswalky

Honest question I have that I could probably answer with some Google but I’m gonna ask it anyway:

Is having, like, just two bees worthwhile?  I mean, you have the queen and I guess you have a drone, but then I suppose there aren’t any worker bees?  Does that… work?  Does a hive survive that?  

Does a bee count as a “clean” animal, of which Noah was allowed to take seven instead of two?  Could there be five worker bees in that case?  Would they make a hive on the Ark?  From what flowers?

does the ark story even survive like thirty seconds of critical thinking

Source: itswalky