Why does everyone think this is so amazing? He pretended to be dead.
THIS IS FUCKED UP YO
Fuck. That.
“This is why I don’t come home grandpa, you’re a crazy old bastard!”
Krampus is needed. This man is a monster.
As someone who has had relatives pass over the festive period, this can fuck off.
I would give him my condolences on his death then leave. You don’t reward violations of trust like this. You don’t give people you supposedly care about emotional trauma because you are lonely.
I would’ve straight lost my shit. That is a horrible thing to do.
On the other hand, this means you can use the “my grandfather died” excuse to get out of stuff you don’t want to do more than once! “Yeah, this might be the real one this time!” you say as you whistle out the door.





