Harrison Ford watching Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher kiss on the set of The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
LADY THAT’S YOUR BROTHER GROSS COME ON.
Harrison Ford watching Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher kiss on the set of The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
LADY THAT’S YOUR BROTHER GROSS COME ON.
strejdaking asked:

Here’s Princess Leia and Han Solo. Princess Leia has her hair-buns, and Han Solo plagiarizes his own lines such as “if you get space sick, you walk home.”
The cast is split up and are stranded on various single-biome planets: water and junk, respectively.

Luke Skywalker watches his older respected father figure/mentor die while fighting his nemesis, and later as Luke Skywalker blows up the Death Star, he hears Obi-Wan speak to him from beyond the grave.
And in the early promo material they straight-up just fuckin’ say “it’s Star Wars”: https://youtu.be/1c3sY1EKkTA?t=16m53s
I knew George Lucas had some issues writing dialogue, and yes the thing about early drafts is that they are bound to be pretty terrible, but Jesus I had no idea it’d be this bad??
Can you imagine Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher trying to read this with a straight face? God bless editors
(From How Star Wars Conquered The Universe by Chris Taylor)
Mark, Harrison, and Carrie have said in interviews that they improvised most of their lines, because GL’s scripted dialogue was so bad
oh dear god
note to self: never feel bad about anything you write. never ever ever.
there is a mutant
it has betty
i chose to believe that “i have been swept into another sphere” is metaphor for “i’m gay”
I knew George Lucas had some issues writing dialogue, and yes the thing about early drafts is that they are bound to be pretty terrible, but Jesus I had no idea it’d be this bad??
Can you imagine Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher trying to read this with a straight face? God bless editors
(From How Star Wars Conquered The Universe by Chris Taylor)
Mark, Harrison, and Carrie have said in interviews that they improvised most of their lines, because GL’s scripted dialogue was so bad
oh dear god
note to self: never feel bad about anything you write. never ever ever.
there is a mutant
it has betty
I knew George Lucas had some issues writing dialogue, and yes the thing about early drafts is that they are bound to be pretty terrible, but Jesus I had no idea it’d be this bad??
Can you imagine Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher trying to read this with a straight face? God bless editors
(From How Star Wars Conquered The Universe by Chris Taylor)
Mark, Harrison, and Carrie have said in interviews that they improvised most of their lines, because GL’s scripted dialogue was so bad
oh dear god
note to self: never feel bad about anything you write. never ever ever.
there is a mutant
it has betty
i chose to believe that “i have been swept into another sphere” is metaphor for “i’m gay”
HARRISON FORD’S ANGRY FINGER POINT APPRECIATION
Hey look it’s one of two women who got to speak in The Empire Strikes Back.
Behind the scenes of the filming of Luke facing his fears of Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
#this does not fill me with confidence
yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears
fail glass covering our cringe bears
