SHANNON
I will FIGHT anyone who denies that this was a fucking fantastic line delivered in the most fucking fantastic way.
a line quoted so damn frequently in dumbingofage.com’s comments that i have a filter for it because it drove me mad
Weird place to quote it.
well, you see, the day that amber was involved in a convenience store holdup was the most important day of her life
but for sal…
and then imagine dozens of people all coming to the same joke, over and over and over again, forever
He’s inherently funny. I don’t know what it is about him. It’s like describing how a sunset is beautiful.
THE DAY BISON GRACED YOUR TRANSFORMERS TOYLINE WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE
No, I am the old-maker, because I was 8 when you started making comics!
The oldest-maker is he who usurps the old-maker as the old-maker.
Worst Of The Worst: The ‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’ Prequel Is The Dumbest Comic You’ll Read All Year
By Chris Sims
On the off chance you haven’t heard about it during the months of promotion, DC’s next foray into video games is Injustice: Gods Among Us, something that people allegedly care about. Personally, as someone who grew up in the ’90s as a die-hard Street Fighter partisan, a DC game from the makers of Mortal Kombat isn’t really something that interests me.
I am, however, utterly fascinated by truly awful comic books, so it’s fortunate that this game where superheroes stand there and punch each other has a plot so compelling that it had to be explained in a digital-first prequel comic. Nine issues of the series are availabe now with more on the way, and after reading them, I’m comfortable saying that it’s one of the single dumbest stories about DC Comics characters ever written, up to and including the entire contents of FanFiction.net. The fact that it even exists is astonishing.
Street Fighter is 25 years old.
Also, if Star Wars: A New Hope took place in 2012, nineteen-year-old Princess Leia would have been born in 1993.
I am the old-maker.
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna asked:
i will do anything for rhinox
HERE IS A LINK EVERYONE: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/raise-a-million-for-m-bison
The baffy is strong with this one.
How did this take this long to get on Tumblr? Seriously, Maggie and I were watching this episode, and this happened, and I’m all “dude that’s on Tumblr in like thirty seconds” BUT NO.
TUMBLR MAKES ME A LIAR AGAIN
chrismcfeely
dramaticspoon
#this does not fill me with confidence
yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears
fail glass covering our cringe bears
