ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface asked:
Maggie started watching Brooklyn Nine Nine the other week and stormed through it in a couple days. I’ve seen some of the episodes, but heard most of them over my shoulder as I worked.
It is not wrong to be attracted to a female Jean Ralphio. Or a male Jean Ralphio. I will not Ralphio-shame you.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
Might be my favorite joke of the series
kc-kramer-official asked:
one of my favorite things in Brooklyn Nine Nine is when you can tell the writers were like “you know, Andre Braugher is an extremely talented Shakespearean actor who graduated top of his class at Juilliard…..what if we took advantage of that for our sitcom”
Hey, guess whose Kickstarter passed $50k? And guess who promised a redrawn version of the 8-year-old sexy arts that we got at $45k when we hit $50k? Also, who possesses two thumbs?
Bob Kelso! Er, I mean, me!
So here’s Walkyverse Ruth and Billie (not Dumbiverse) a few seconds later after the $45k art. You can thank Maggie for the hand-under-the-shirt-over-the-boob. That wasn’t there until she got a glimpse at my pencils and said, hey, duder, you are not pushing this far enough, we need some underboob here
She’s a pretty great wife.
The next stretch goal is at $52k, just $2000 away, and will give backers only a look at a Dumbing of Age strip that will run 7 weeks from now. You’ve got a day and a half to do that.
you may now get out your kleenex
Maggie is the most delightful wife
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER
I LICKED HER SHE’S MINE
When the Dumbing of Age Book 4 Kickstarter hits $50k, everyone who pledged for physical, mailable goods gets a Joyce character magnet thrown in for free! And we’ve just got about $700 left to go…
$50k! Joyce magnets are happening!
Hey, guess whose Kickstarter passed $50k? And guess who promised a redrawn version of the 8-year-old sexy arts that we got at $45k when we hit $50k? Also, who possesses two thumbs?
Bob Kelso! Er, I mean, me!
So here’s Walkyverse Ruth and Billie (not Dumbiverse) a few seconds later after the $45k art. You can thank Maggie for the hand-under-the-shirt-over-the-boob. That wasn’t there until she got a glimpse at my pencils and said, hey, duder, you are not pushing this far enough, we need some underboob here
She’s a pretty great wife.
The next stretch goal is at $52k, just $2000 away, and will give backers only a look at a Dumbing of Age strip that will run 7 weeks from now. You’ve got a day and a half to do that.
you may now get out your kleenex
I completely forgot about the second-base-getting shown above when I saw the Bob Kelso joke
good man
The Girl Scouts are not only good role models for young girls, but for all of us, deciding the dignity of trans girls is more important than money. That should be rewarded, I think.
THEY DID IT IN ONE DAY. SUCK IT, TRANSMISOGYNISTS.
They’ve nearly doubled the goal in one day. DOUBLED. This is the best thing, the very best thing.
This makes me SO happy.
fuck yeah
The Girl Scouts are not only good role models for young girls, but for all of us, deciding the dignity of trans girls is more important than money. That should be rewarded, I think.
chrismcfeely
dramaticspoon
#this does not fill me with confidence
yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears
fail glass covering our cringe bears
