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Shia LaBeouf’s Self-Published Comics May Be a Secret Code from Space
By Matt D. Wilson
Better known as an actor, the son of Indiana Jones, and a renowned scholar in the language of Cybertronian,Shia LaBeouf made a surprise appearance at the C2E2 comics convention in Chicago this past weekend, signing self-published comics that the Chicago Tribune described as being “borderline philosophical” and having “crude, child-like drawings.” I unfortunately missed the signing, but when I discovered that my local shop, Chicago Comics, was selling two of his three comics in the store, I dashed from the convention over to pick them up.
They are… an experience to read. If I didn’t know any better, I might say they’re secret messages sent from space robots to warn us of impending armageddon. Or maybe they’re just some freshman-English-level poetry thrown into a couple picture books. Probably the latter. One of the two LaBeouks I bought, Let’s F***ing Party (above), has no narrative at all.
Anonymous asked:
Batman AND bond movies aren't reboots. You're an idiot. They purposefully continue them with different actors. Duh.
siphersaysstuff answered:
Yes the Tim Burton Batman movies are in the exact same continuity as the Nolan movies as Batman V Superman and the Adam West Batman movie you amazing cinephile you I have been trounced oh no.
Don’t forget the 1943 Batman movie serials! And Mask of the Phantasm!
Avengers: Age of Ultron opens tonight, so nobody’s even here right now. Hell, I’m not even here right now. I’m in a theater. IMAX 3D, yo! I queued these mofos!
So we shouldn’t even be bothering with this, but here’s some panels anyway, for those of you who are holding out for Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, which is a title in which I can’t substitute words for other words as a joke because it’s already funny. But I tell you, as soon as you get home from the movie you are all definitely watching right now, run yourself over to Slipshine!
(so long as it’s May 1 then, anyway)
UM, ACTUALLY: ‘MAN OF STEEL’ WRITER DAVID GOYER’S REMARKS ON ‘GREEN PORN STAR’ SHE-HULK AND OTHER NASTY BUSINESS
By Chris Sims
This week, David S. Goyer, writer of Man of Steel and its upcoming sequel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, appeared on a writers podcast called Scriptnotes to talk about being a screenwriter for superhero films. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to do this by characterizing She-Hulk as “a giant green porn star that only the Hulk could f*ck” before getting into an extended discussion about how the Martian Manhunter sucks so bad that he can only really work in a story where he also has sex with She-Hulk.
Who would’ve ever thought that the guy who wrote a superhero movie with the line “you c*ck-juggling thunderc*nt” would have some problematic ideas about female characters?
The title of my Batman v Superman slashfic.
Exclusive!! Batman v Superman movie! First look!
If only.
i wonder who that lady is in the wide shots
Can we all agree that Batman v. Superman’s biggest failure is it’s lack of Seal?
why wasn’t this in the movie that literally had poison ivy in it
Because it’s too good for that movie.
It was too good for this one too, but not as much.
don’t worry, it was eventually in something good
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