We live in a wonderful age, an age in which no one tells us to put away our childish things. This makes us think these things never stopped being for us. Take the latest Ninja Turtles movie, for example. It was not a movie for the 30-to-35-year-olds who grew up with the ‘80s cartoon. That’s why if you were one of those many thousands of people across the Internet who posted things like, “They ruined my childhood!” after seeing so much as a trailer, well, I’m so, so sorry to break it to you, but that movie has absolutely nothing to do with your childhood. Adult you watched a kids movie and thought it was stupid. A kid will watch it and think it’s the most spectacular thing they’ve ever seen.
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