The ratio of five hours of Jesus to one half-hour of Samson was just friggin’ backwards, man, by my estimates.

How’s that popey changey thing workin’ out for ya?

reblogged because obviously

Don’t worry, grotesquely-muscular Shadow the Hedgehog, praying to the cross gives me a huge woody, too.  

“So you were walking with me when there were two pairs of footprints in the sand..?”
“No, there were two pairs of footprints because you’re a pony.  I was somewhere else helping a sports team win.” 

Uhhh, Jesus, about Hercules…

He’s… 

He’s the son of god.  

Just so you know.

fucknoreligiousfanart:

Okay so this is my endproject before this summer, and it portrays the last meal of jesus and his 12 disciples, but then in Disney version. That was my choice of changing the whole theme, because that was what we had to do.
So the story goes like this, All the 11 princesses are in love with the dwarf ‘Dopey’ not because he is as beautiful as a prince but because he is good. Then you have the whitch(from Snow White) who tries to poison all of the princesses because she needs the dwarf for some of her evil recipes, and then you have Tinkerbell who made the princesses fall in love with the dwarf by using her magic wand and the ‘fairydust’ thing

Leonardo’s version is DOGSHIT compared to this masterpiece.

oh my

fucknoreligiousfanart:

Jesus as a My Little Pony, marching to his death by crucifixion.

I just want to know how that pony’s getting nailed to that cross.  Do equine arms work that way?  Do you drive the nails through the hooves, like a horseshoe? 

siphersaysstuff:

Oh, like I’m not already going to Hell as it is.

Blessed are the fttttmakers.

fucknoreligiousfanart:

favorite paintings of boxing jesus

THE CHAMPION