This person has made my day.
Ah ha ha ha Halloween Costumes.
See, the ones on the right are the scary ones. Guy on the left? Gumby. Girl on the right? The person who killed Gumby and skinned him to make a coctail dress.
That’s some Leatherface shit right there.
Along those lines, I imagine these are before-and-after photos.
Apparently this slender girl in a Swoop costume is “fat.”
According to some Blind Asshole Who’s Never Seen A Girl Outside A Comic Book, Apparently.
This is the best way he could think of to express his disapproval for a magazine about children’s toys.
UPDATE: Apparently it was okay to call the girl fat because he didn’t look at the cover very long because he hates the magazine, and geeze leave him alone, what’s important is the magazine is dumb, not some human being he’s continuing to insult.
3-Year-Old Rocketeer is The Most Adorably Awesome Jetpack Nazi-Fighter You’ll See Today
We’ve had some good times today poking fun at store-bought Halloween costumes for kids, but once again, the Internet has proven homemade costumes are way more awesome than anything you can find at the store. Case in point: the fantastic Rocketeer costume made by Jim from Sweet Juniper for his three year-old son Gram. Not only is it a pretty amazing recreation of Dave Stevens’ high-flying, Nazi-fighting hero, but accoding to Jim’s list of materials, he was able to build it out of stuff he had laying around for about $20.
