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favorite paintings of boxing jesus

THE CHAMPION

So who wants a Christian Rock Opera pastiche of “Mission Impossible”?

This one’s from after my time, so it’s new to me.  Thoughts:

1) From now on, in my personal canon, Satan looks like Carman in a velvet suitcoat and a soul patch.

2) ….I’m pretty sure it’s a conflict of interests for the defense attorney to be the judge’s son.

3) Needs more saloon-shootouts and/or boxing matches

Just so you know, when I was 14 years old I took this video absolutely seriously.  Well, as seriously as possible, given the, well, everything.  

I’m astoundingly normal, considering.