And today I learned I can’t draw Amber in my style without her looking like I tried to draw myself
I really need to learn how to draw more variety in faces
My Dumbing of Age book finally came!
And it had an Amazi-Girl sketch in it!
Thank you, Willis!
hey i sent you a backwards book
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: David
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Brown, needs to be cut maybe two months ago
- Height: 5’7”
- Clothing style: Pajamas
- Best physical feature: My butt is round, supple, and firm like a playground ball.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Food touching while on plates, people thinking my poor eye contact means I hate them, jewelry
- Your guilty pleasure: Velma
- Ambitions for the future: To do exactly what I’m doing now, but with more money materializing somehow.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: “I have to pee. But if I get up to pee, then I will have to poop, and that takes a long time. Maybe I can deal with having to go pee. I don’t want to get up.”
- What you think about most: Velma
- What you think about before bed: What the two comics I’m going to draw tomorrow are gonna be about.
- You think your best quality is: how deeply I can bury my anxiety.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: who knows
- To be loved or respected: that’s a dumb choice to have to make
- Beauty or brains: Velma
- Dogs or cats: Furry Velma
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Never once, especially not right now.
- Believe in yourself: Is this an order?
- Believe in love: LOVE IS A LIE PERPETUATED BY HOLLYWOOD or so one of my readers said once, he was crazy
- Want someone: Velma
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yup.
- Done drugs: I once got contact-high at a rave.
- Changed who you were to fit in: That would first require me being cognizant of what other people desired.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Orange
- Favorite animal: Monkeys, until they decide to rip your face off.
- Favorite movie: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
- Favorite game: Maybe Mario Galaxy 2.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: New Comic Book Day
- How old will you be: 34
- Does age matter: Yes, because if you get too much of it you die.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRLLAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
Bestpersonality I like: Velma
Besteye color I like: Velma
Besthair color I like: Velma
Bestthing to do with a partner: solve mysteries
- I love: egg
- I feel: happpyeeeee i want to go for a walk
- I hide: all the porn i’ve drawn of Velma
- I miss: Better Off Ted
- I wish: Andy Dick would die.
I kinda wanna draw some comics about SPX, and here’s the first one!
Just repeat that third panel over and over and you have my life.
I’m beginning to sense a pattern with my dad
confidentially i whore myself out on the streets
Fear the pink and orange headphones of hypermasculinity!
Fuck Billy Bob Thorton, THAT’S Bad Santa.