Dumblr of Age

Me: So Shortpacked! got this character who's the "Historical Jesus". Y'know, he's Jesus like he probably really was: Short, brownish jewish man who yell about the end of the world and giving to the poor and all of that stuff.
Dad: Yeah?
Me: Yeah, the manager of the store rised him from the dead, 'cuase controversy makes is a good way to get advertising
Dad: Heh, Cute
Me: So there was a strip of all the characters going to see "the Avengers", and we see all of them after the movie: the Batman nerd says it could've used more Batman, the Marvel nerd says it's the best movie ever-
Dad: Well, it IS
Me: And then of one them asks "What did you think, Jesus" and we see Historical Jesus sitting there, shocked saying "That's the greatest movie I've ever seen" and then we see a tagline that says "the Avengers: the Greatest Movie Jesus Christ Have Ever Seen"
Dad: *Laugh* 
Me: And down at the bottom it says "Out of a sample size of "the Avengers", "Short Circuit" and "Short Circuit 2"
Dad: Huh? What's "Short Circuit"?
Me: It's a movie from the 80's about a robot
Dad: Why would Historical Jesus watch this movie?
Me: Oh! That's becuase ANOTHER character in the comics is a talking car and the  "Short Circuit" movies are his favorite movies becuase he's an A.I, too and...
Dad: ...
Me: It makes more sense when you read the comic
Dad: I sure hope so

inbarfink:

And today I learned I can’t draw Amber in my style without her looking like I tried to draw myself

I really need to learn how to draw more variety in faces

wooooo

pivitor:

My Dumbing of Age book finally came!

And it had an Amazi-Girl sketch in it!

Thank you, Willis!

hey i sent you a backwards book

It's late, so here's a dumb personality survey. »

Layers Meme

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

- Name: David
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Brown, needs to be cut maybe two months ago
- Height: 5’7”
- Clothing style: Pajamas
- Best physical feature: My butt is round, supple, and firm like a playground ball.

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Food touching while on plates, people thinking my poor eye contact means I hate them, jewelry
- Your guilty pleasure: Velma
- Ambitions for the future: To do exactly what I’m doing now, but with more money materializing somehow.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: “I have to pee. But if I get up to pee, then I will have to poop, and that takes a long time. Maybe I can deal with having to go pee. I don’t want to get up.”
- What you think about most: Velma
- What you think about before bed: What the two comics I’m going to draw tomorrow are gonna be about.
- You think your best quality is: how deeply I can bury my anxiety.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: who knows
- To be loved or respected: that’s a dumb choice to have to make
- Beauty or brains: Velma
- Dogs or cats: Furry Velma

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Never once, especially not right now.
- Believe in yourself: Is this an order?
- Believe in love: LOVE IS A LIE PERPETUATED BY HOLLYWOOD or so one of my readers said once, he was crazy
- Want someone: Velma

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yup.
- Done drugs: I once got contact-high at a rave.
- Changed who you were to fit in: That would first require me being cognizant of what other people desired.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Orange
- Favorite animal: Monkeys, until they decide to rip your face off.
- Favorite movie: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
- Favorite game: Maybe Mario Galaxy 2.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: New Comic Book Day
- How old will you be: 34
- Does age matter: Yes, because if you get too much of it you die.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- ~~Best~~ personality I like: Velma
- ~~Best~~ eye color I like: Velma
- ~~Best~~ hair color I like: Velma
- ~~Best~~ thing to do with a partner: solve mysteries
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: egg
- I feel: happpyeeeee i want to go for a walk
- I hide: all the porn i’ve drawn of Velma
- I miss: Better Off Ted
- I wish: Andy Dick would die.