AND THAT’S HOW I CAME OUT
Yeah, well, I’ll admit it’s easy to see the bias. After all, the Academia are interested in the truth, pragmatic solutions and greater understanding of humanity as a whole, and the media sides with truth.
And oh “gays”? Not even “gay rights”. Man, you’re on fire tonight Chuck.
(The media doesn’t really side with truth.)
(They side with ratings.)
(But OH MY GOD, cartoon.)
Personally, I’m amused by the accidental portrayal of the side of “Traditional Family Values” as clueless morons, seemingly oblivious to the rest of the world moving forward without them.
Hey, replace “GAYS” with “BLACKS” and you’ve got a cartoon from the Fifties!
Yeah, well, I’ll admit it’s easy to see the bias. After all, the Academia are interested in the truth, pragmatic solutions and greater understanding of humanity as a whole, and the media sides with truth.
And oh “gays”? Not even “gay rights”. Man, you’re on fire tonight Chuck.
(The media doesn’t really side with truth.)
(They side with ratings.)
(But OH MY GOD, cartoon.)
Queer (English Version)
Alright friends, I got the English version online! I just wanted the first day’s worth of hits to go straight to Projet 17 mai, since they’re the ones who asked me to contribute, y’know? /:)DISCLAIMER: Since this comic is addressing sexual identity, I only included sexualities under the Queer umbrella— although, obviously, queer also encompasses many gender identities as well.
As I said in my post debuting the French version,
Projet 17 mai contacted me several months ago about creating a comic on the theme of homophobia, and though it is definitely something I’ve experienced (being denied service in shops, having people throw garbage, being followed by howling gangs of men, etc. just for holding my girlfriend’s hand), I actually have been more hurt and upset by the biphobia I’ve experienced from the LGBT “community” for falling in love with and marrying a cisgender man. Even bisexuals have been needlessly mean because I feel the term “queer” is a better fit for me instead of “bi” (it’s totally cool if “bisexual” is the term that works for you!! It’s just not the one for me).
Basically, the Identity Police have been very hurtful to me (and others who are attracted to multiple genders), so that’s what I did my comic on.
A Rick Santorum Portrait Made Entirely of Gay Porn
See a bigger version here: http://cdn.unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/OMG-A-Rick-Santorum-Portrait-Made-Entirely-of-Gay-Porn-NSFW-ish-1024x768.jpg
aw yeah
That sound you just heard was me screaming.
Heh. I think if you look through the book, there are definite hints. Like everything in the Six, we find out their private lives only reluctantly…they’re not big on sharing.
I’m about to go to sleep but remind me to tell you how it was going to be revealed…it was kind of awesome.
![pixelspasms:
itswalky:
he-married-a-psycho:
choochoobear:
rosalarian:
Despite a reverse google image search, I have no clue where this originated. But I like it.
Funny how Focus on the Family forgets about all this when they prattle about “Traditional Marriage” based on the bible.
May I just make a note that all of this occurs in the Old Testament. New law. New Testament, people. Humans aren’t perfect. most of the laws in the Old testament were made by the religious leaders at the time. The Pharisees. God had ten laws that he sent to the people in the Old Testament. The people made up the rest. In the New Testament multiple partners are frowned upon. Please do some research before acting the fool and taking all of this as truth without knowing the whole story. This is only half. The half that isn’t even God’s law for that matter. Ephesians 5:6, 1 Timothy 3:2 and more. For goodness sake. Un-popular opinion? I really couldn’t care less. :)
It’s funny how God would do crazy violent stuff to Israelites over and over again for the weirdest and smallest of infractions, but never once get angry that his most favorite specific people in the world, the ones that he poured the most loving attention upon, had multiple wives. He never really seemed to care about polygamy at all. Eat fruit from the wrong tree? Death. Turn to look at Sodom as it’s being destroyed? Death. Try to catch the Ark of the Covenant when it slips from your hands so it doesn’t hit the ground? Death.
Have more than one wife? You’re probably one of God’s favorite patriarchs. You will receive blessing upon blessing.
And by the New Testament, God was against marriage all together. It was pointless and unnecessary. He said you could get hitched if you were so horny you couldn’t help yourself. In that case, get yourself the hell married. But why bother? He’s coming back any minute now anyway, so there’s no point.
It’s a good thing folks were horny, or Christianity would have died out right there.
I feel the need to point out that the Old Testament is also the only thing that says anything against gays, too. That’s not in the New Testament. And yet, religious leaders act like that one still counts. None of the other hilarious things in old Testament, like…the above graphic, for example.
My favorite kind of Christians are the ones that operate on insane troll logic.
Romans 1:26-27
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men[a] 10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Timothy 1:8-11
New International Version (NIV)
8 We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. 9 We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, 10 for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11 that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.
Trivia: The New Testament is the only Testament that forbids girl-on-girl. Old Testament was preoccupied entirely with dude-on-dude.](http://i.imgur.com/Ii2VC.jpg)
Despite a reverse google image search, I have no clue where this originated. But I like it.
Funny how Focus on the Family forgets about all this when they prattle about “Traditional Marriage” based on the bible.
May I just make a note that all of this occurs in the Old Testament. New law. New Testament, people. Humans aren’t perfect. most of the laws in the Old testament were made by the religious leaders at the time. The Pharisees. God had ten laws that he sent to the people in the Old Testament. The people made up the rest. In the New Testament multiple partners are frowned upon. Please do some research before acting the fool and taking all of this as truth without knowing the whole story. This is only half. The half that isn’t even God’s law for that matter. Ephesians 5:6, 1 Timothy 3:2 and more. For goodness sake. Un-popular opinion? I really couldn’t care less. :)
It’s funny how God would do crazy violent stuff to Israelites over and over again for the weirdest and smallest of infractions, but never once get angry that his most favorite specific people in the world, the ones that he poured the most loving attention upon, had multiple wives. He never really seemed to care about polygamy at all. Eat fruit from the wrong tree? Death. Turn to look at Sodom as it’s being destroyed? Death. Try to catch the Ark of the Covenant when it slips from your hands so it doesn’t hit the ground? Death.
Have more than one wife? You’re probably one of God’s favorite patriarchs. You will receive blessing upon blessing.
And by the New Testament, God was against marriage all together. It was pointless and unnecessary. He said you could get hitched if you were so horny you couldn’t help yourself. In that case, get yourself the hell married. But why bother? He’s coming back any minute now anyway, so there’s no point.
It’s a good thing folks were horny, or Christianity would have died out right there.
I feel the need to point out that the Old Testament is also the only thing that says anything against gays, too. That’s not in the New Testament. And yet, religious leaders act like that one still counts. None of the other hilarious things in old Testament, like…the above graphic, for example.
My favorite kind of Christians are the ones that operate on insane troll logic.
Romans 1:26-27
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men[a] 10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Timothy 1:8-11
New International Version (NIV)
8 We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. 9 We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, 10 for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11 that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.
Trivia: The New Testament is the only Testament that forbids girl-on-girl. Old Testament was preoccupied entirely with dude-on-dude.
Despite a reverse google image search, I have no clue where this originated. But I like it.
Funny how Focus on the Family forgets about all this when they prattle about “Traditional Marriage” based on the bible.
May I just make a note that all of this occurs in the Old Testament. New law. New Testament, people. Humans aren’t perfect. most of the laws in the Old testament were made by the religious leaders at the time. The Pharisees. God had ten laws that he sent to the people in the Old Testament. The people made up the rest. In the New Testament multiple partners are frowned upon. Please do some research before acting the fool and taking all of this as truth without knowing the whole story. This is only half. The half that isn’t even God’s law for that matter. Ephesians 5:6, 1 Timothy 3:2 and more. For goodness sake. Un-popular opinion? I really couldn’t care less. :)
It’s funny how God would do crazy violent stuff to Israelites over and over again for the weirdest and smallest of infractions, but never once get angry that his most favorite specific people in the world, the ones that he poured the most loving attention upon, had multiple wives. He never really seemed to care about polygamy at all. Eat fruit from the wrong tree? Death. Turn to look at Sodom as it’s being destroyed? Death. Try to catch the Ark of the Covenant when it slips from your hands so it doesn’t hit the ground? Death.
Have more than one wife? You’re probably one of God’s favorite patriarchs. You will receive blessing upon blessing.
And by the New Testament, God was against marriage all together. It was pointless and unnecessary. He said you could get hitched if you were so horny you couldn’t help yourself. In that case, get yourself the hell married. But why bother? He’s coming back any minute now anyway, so there’s no point.
It’s a good thing folks were horny, or Christianity would have died out right there.
