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A frightening peek into my understanding of world history as of the Nineties. Like with Marvel Comics readers, Creationists also believe in a sliding time scale.  You know, to make the Sumerian and Egyptian civilizations fit.  Between 2000 and 1500 BC, there was a rise and fall of every prehistoric and early civilization, a score of Egyptian dynasties occurred at a rapid-fire pace of about maybe two years each, to fit them all in, and Peter Parker went through like 30 girlfriends and six Presidents while remaining 25 years old.  

A frightening peek into my understanding of world history as of the Nineties.

Like with Marvel Comics readers, Creationists also believe in a sliding time scale.  You know, to make the Sumerian and Egyptian civilizations fit.  Between 2000 and 1500 BC, there was a rise and fall of every prehistoric and early civilization, a score of Egyptian dynasties occurred at a rapid-fire pace of about maybe two years each, to fit them all in, and Peter Parker went through like 30 girlfriends and six Presidents while remaining 25 years old.  

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    Nicely put.
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  13. yuioshi48 said: I’m a christian, and I never believed in a 6000 year old universe. Heck as soon as I knew about the big bang theory I was able to reconcile it with my beliefs and it’s that which I still hold to today,
  14. sushigrade said: Or the new52’s idea of Batman having gone through four or five Robins in his first couple of years.
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  16. justplainsomething said: You know, as much as I was very religious growing up in the 90s, I was very lucky to go to a Catholic school that taught us science, including the real age of the earth and evolution, etc. I’m grateful for that now.
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