You’ve seen Part 1. You’ve seen Part 2.
Now here’s the money shot. … which is an unfortunate yet amazingly apt choice of words because the back of this mailing advertises the World Harvest Church’s AFTERGLOW SERVICE! I seriously cannot make this shit up, it is so insane. I think this mailer was written by Rick Santorum’s campaign manager.
But, yes. An Afterglow Service.
To follow, you know, the expulsion of your Resurrection Seed.
Anyway, pizza and junk food will be served.
Praise Jesus.
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when i couldnt afford to grocery shop starting off on my own, i totally went to churches, friends parties, or random...
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Could I go to one of these services on Sunday?
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I thought “after glow service” was when you offered your partner a warm, moist towel…
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I’m not even religious anymore and there is SO MUCH WRONG here. I will settle for a minute detail, which is that after...
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>plenty of caffeine, sweets, bread, pizza, and junk food
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