June 2011
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sinbadev asked: Is glasses and a Hawaiian shirt a transformers geek uniform now? I saw a guy dressed like you depict yourself when you self insert at "Dark of the Moon" and thought "Hey, someone is cosplaying as Willis!"... but then I realized I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt too.
jaystrang asked: Willis Tower?
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DC Women Kicking Ass: Jeez, this is a LOT of white... →
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From left top: Dead white dude, white dude who replaced an Asian dude, Elemental white chick, half-white dude/half-black dude, white dude (who swims), white dude who people outside comics think is a black dude, white chick, white dude, white dude, white dude, black dude, white douche bag…
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Turk: You stole my job!
J.D.: You stole my money!
Turk: That was a FINDER'S FEE!
J.D.: Oh yeah, well find THIS!
Carla: You know you're supposed to grab your crotch when you say that.
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montypla asked: Your answer to the Fuckface question has given me an idea.
Fuckface-Ultra Car team-up. This needs to happen.
Fuckface-Ultra Car team-up. This needs to happen.
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whomsicott asked: I think Fuckface should be the mascot of the Shortpacked! store.
Seeing Robin's family comes from Ohio amuses me. Being from Ohio myself...I totally see it.
Seeing Robin's family comes from Ohio amuses me. Being from Ohio myself...I totally see it.
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pivitor asked: Are we going to see anything more done with the fact that Faz is Amber's brother anytime soon?
That plot thread just seemed to fall off the face of the Earth.
That plot thread just seemed to fall off the face of the Earth.
thepreciousthing asked: So Ninja Rick doesn't hail from glorious Nippon?
zacksplosion asked: A point of minor curiosity, but what are the Shortpacked! characters' hometowns? I always find it fun to figure out where my characters come from when I'm writing; not sure if you feel the same way.
depechemoses asked: Punctuation is for squares bro you can tell because I don't use it
No but Marcie's pads don't make any sense to me. I've never seen any skater wear them.
No but Marcie's pads don't make any sense to me. I've never seen any skater wear them.
depechemoses asked: The pads bro come on
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kendrapg asked: Why not fingerless gloves for Marcy? They're not quite the same, but they're pretty common here, with little to no motorcycle connotation.
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Elliot: Janitor? Did you ever look at yourself and wish that you were different in every single way?
Janitor: Nah. I'm a winner.
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mendingthehealed asked: Love the comic, but there was one in particular that had me rolling. I can't remember the title, but Amber was checking out a customer and the item wouldn't scan, so the customer made the joke saying "it must be free." If you could help me out, I could post the comic at work and maybe even gain you some more fans ;)
I work in a grocery store and hear this...
I work in a grocery store and hear this...
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zacksplosion asked: Whatever happened to the Walkypedia?
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“I’d love to think that’s why they legalized gay marriage. They just trucked in...”
– Jetbunny, regarding Neil Patrick Harris’s plea to the NY senate on gay marriage. (via rosalarian)
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The Enlistment Process
Steve Rogers: I want to serve my country in the United States military!
Military: Sorry, kid. You're too skinny.
Steve Rogers: Really? I'm otherwise healthy.
Military: You're pretty short, too. No dice.
Steve Rogers: So what? I'm strong enough to lift a gun. I'll just shoot Hitler in the nuts.
Military: Ehh... seems unlikely. What else you got?
Steve Rogers: Well, if I can't fight on the ground, why not give me a desk job behind the scenes? I could do my part and support the troops from the--
Military: Hey! Lookit, I just got this memo. We're starting a super secret program where we pump you full of a super-volatile, untested drug that makes you strong and handsome! Interested?
Steve Rogers: Handsome, huh? Seems kind of dangerous.
Military: Oh, totally. The last few guys exploded, and one dude went crazy and tried to eat his own heart.
Steve Rogers: But if it works, I'll get to fight the Nazis, right?
Military: We'll put you right on the front lines.
Steve Rogers: Hm.. I dunno. Are you sure I can't have a desk job?
Military: You also get a super gay unifoooooooorm.
Steve Rogers: I'M IN!
Military: Wait... you're not actually gay, are you?
Steve Rogers: No sir.
Military: Welcome aboard.
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jackelbeaver asked: y'know you could probably make sick "donation pics" money off of those secret naked lesbian drawings.
just sayin'. super sayin'...
just sayin'. super sayin'...
The DC Universe Plan: Why It's Not a Reboot, and...
websnark:
As is well known in… well, most of the circles that would be reading this, the DC Universe is going to be “rebooting” in September, with fifty-two separate brand new first issues of fifty-two brand new-or-newly-restarted comic book series.
You’ll note that I put quotes around “rebooting” above. That’s because despite liberal use of the term, this isn’t actually a reboot. As I’ve said...
